Many Joethetylytes [Connecticutians for Lieberman (often abbreviated as ConforLie)] have enough problems without having to worry about what to wear the day after once again, in blatant disregard for common sense, having rubber stamped our country's gleeful march toward oblivion. Here are some appropriate options:
Please be advised that the pants go on with the wide part up and the tee-shirt goes on with the wide part down. Good luck! See you in hell!